Night Vision 📷
White people are a fucking trip. I’m taking selfies and shit and this white lady comes in and starts tripping over my hair; like they all do, at some fly shit only us coloreds can pull off…..aaaaaaaand she goes in the stall to pee but keeps talking and drilling me with questions on how she can achieve this look:
"Did you buy the braids and add it to your hair?"
"How does your hair go into the braid?"
"How many braids come in one package?"
"Do you think blonde and grey would look nice?"
"Can you curl it?"
"How long did it take?"
"Is it heavy?"
"Does it hurt?"
SHIT? WE CANT HAVE IT.
SHIT WE CANNOT HAVE.
HAVE SHIT? WE CANT